Introduction
This website is a performance or a parody or both or neither. These are the terms of using this website. If you don’t agree then you should probably GTFO.
Restrictions
- Don’t be a dick
- Don’t try to defraud me or others
- Don’t steal my shit and pass it off as your own
- Don’t misrepresent me or the objects presented here
- Don’t do illegal or ethically dubious things in whatever jurisdiction you call home
Sales
All sales are final. There are no refunds. Don’t make me tap the sign.
Warranties
All objects and services are provided as-is with no implied warranty or guarantee. That being said, if you discover that you’ve purchased something with an obvious defect, I’ll make every effort to ensure that your purchase is repaired or replaced.
Limitation of liability
SOVRUN LLC, including its officers, directors and employees shall not be held liable for any indirect, consequential or special liability arising out of or in any way related to your use of this website or the objects & services offered.
Indemnification
You hereby indemnify to the fullest extent SOVRUN, LLC from and against any and/or all liabilities, costs, demands, causes of action, damages and expenses arising in any way related to your breach of any of the provisions of these terms.
Severability
If any provision of these Terms is found to be invalid under any applicable law, such provisions shall be deleted without affecting the remaining provisions herein.
Variation of Terms
I reserve the right to revise these terms at any time I see fit.
Entire Agreement
These terms constitute the entire agreement between the operator of this website and you in relation to your use of this website, and supersede all prior agreements and understandings.